UNC SLOP
THE SHIT UNCS THINK ARE COOL
📢 WELCOME.txt
Welcome to UNC SLOP! 🎸
A comprehensive archive of certified slop. If you see something on here and think "oh hell yeah, that's fire"... we have bad news for you.
Wiz Khalifa. Gucci Slides. Skyrim. If any of that just hit different, you might be an unc. 💀
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⚡ THE SLOP SLIDESHOW ⚡
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❓ WHAT IS UNC SLOP?
The Definition:
"Unc Slop" refers to culturally mid content that a certain type of person swears is peak. You know the type. Probably has strong opinions about Halo 2 multiplayer.
If you're scrolling through this site nodding along... that's the test. You failed. Welcome to unchood. 💀
SIGNS YOU'RE AN UNC:
- 💀 You've explained crypto to someone who didn't ask
- 💀 You've called a meal "bussin" to seem young
- 💀 You have strong opinions about energy drinks
- 💀 You still quote Borat
- 💀 You own a katana "for decoration"
- 💀 You've said "that's not real hip hop"
- 💀 You've had a heated debate about which Halo is best
- 💀 Tree air freshener in your car rn
- 💀 You brought up your credit score unprompted
- 💀 "They don't make games like Skyrim anymore"
- 💀 You've explained why your Honda is "actually reliable"
- 💀 You comment on how jeans got skinny and then wide AGAIN
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